Maximum Yum

Transforming Your Drink from ordinary to Extraordinary

The equation at the heart of the Maximum Yum Theory shows how the maximum yum of a drink can be obtained easily and with electrifying results. Your drink will always become something extraordinary!

By adding (the number of ingredients plus the result of the Nine Balancers Formula), dividing by the absolute value of (the ideal number of ingredients minus the actual number of ingredients), and taking that to the power of (the number of flavors added of Riskin's Bitters multiplied by the yum constant), you will discover Maximum Yum!

But what about the error in the denominator, you ask? This is because of TOO MUCH YUM! Muahahahaha.